Monday, December 31, 2007

راستش در حال حاضر دیگه خستگی کنکور از تنم در اومده ولی یه کم دیر در اومد چون امتحانات رسیدن...د بدون آمادگی من!!

برف هم اومد... باز بدون آمادگی من!!

کلاس­های دانشگاه تهران رو می­رم ... کلاس فلسفه و منطق... 4شنبه کلاس حقوق با جعفری طبار رو میرم ... این دفعه با آمادگی!!

موندم رشته ی دوم چی انتخاب کنم... باید اول ببینم بهشتی چی داره

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

توله سگ

از کلاس اقتصاد آمدم بیرون و رفتم کتاب "انسان شناسی حقوقی "را گرفتم. در حالی که به ماشین زانتیا ی دکتر سیفی- استاد مدنی 1 ام- فکر می­کردم و اینکه چرا اکثر اساتیدمان ماشین نقره­ای رنگ سوار می­شن، یه توله سگ تازه به دنیا آمده دیدم جلوی دانشکده!! داشت خودش و لیس می­زد ... خیلی لاغربا موهای سیاه و کم پشت در حالی که پوست صورتی نازش را می­شد دید ... در آن حال متوجه اتفاق افتادن حالت "عشق در یک نگاه" شدم ... می­خواستم پوزه­اش را بوس کنم

دلم براش خیلی سوخت چون من نمی­تونستم اونجا وایستم و از حقوقش دفاع کنم چون شدیدا عجله داشتم و با سیستم رفتاری افتضاح ایرانی­ها با حیوانات هم دیگه همه آشناییم؛ بنداز تو گونی و ... بقیش را حتی نمی­تونم بگم، تو ایران جون آدم ها مجانی است دیگه چه برسد به جون یه سگ کوچولو
اگه تنها زندگی می­کردم حتما با خودم می­آوردم خونه. تو خونه همینجوری با من و حیواناتم مشکل دارن، طوطی­هامو که انداختن بیرون ... دارن خودمم میندازن بیرون ... اگه می­فهمیدن به سگ هم دست زدم با یه تریلی خاک، آب می­کشیدنم
بعد از ظهر که رفتم دانشکده اونجا نبود، ناراحت شدم
تا امروز گربه بازی می­کردیم بعد از کلاس، حالا حق انتخاب هم پیدا کرده بودیم ...
سگ سالم و خوشحالی به نظر می­رسید

Sunday, October 21, 2007

امتحان کن

بهترین کاری که میشه تو تاکسی در شهر تهران کرد این است که اپرا گوش بدی. وحشتناک حال خواهی کرد ... کلا چهره­ی شهر، آدم­ها و ترافیک برات عوض میشه.
امروز دانشگاه آمدنی آنقدر به وجد آمدم که دلم نمی­خواست از ماشین پیاده شم

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

از وقتی رانندگی می کنم متوجه شدم که به عنوان یک پیاده خیلی بیشتر باید مراقب باشم وقتی از خیابان رد می شم، راننده ها آنقدر که فکر می کردم به پیاده ها توجه نمی کنند

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Draw a crazy picture,
Write a nutty poem,
Sing a mumble-gumble song,
Whistle through your comb.
Do a loony-goony dance
'Cross the kitchen floor,
Put something silly in the world
That ain't been there before.

-Shel Silverstein

Saturday, May 26, 2007

1-800-PSYCH

Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive,
please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent,
please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities,
please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional,
we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic,
listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.
If you are depressed,
it doesn't matter which number you press. No one
will answer.

Monday, April 23, 2007

... :( ....




مرنجان دلم را که این مرغ وحشی
ز بامی که برخاست مشکل نشیند

Monday, April 16, 2007

=))

A Bishop was approached one morning by a Priest.

"Your Eminence," the Priest said, "there's a young lad here who claims
to be seeing a vision of our Savior in the chapel. What should I do ?"

The Bishop jumped up saying, "Well, I don't know about you, but I'm
gonna look real busy !"
"Let no one be discouraged by the belief that there is nothing one man
or one woman can do against the enormous array of the world's ills --
against misery and ignorance, injustice and violence... Few will have
the greatness to bend history itself; but each of us can work to change a
small portion of events, and in the total of all those acts will be
written the history of this generation...

It is from the numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human
history is shaped. Each time a man (or a woman) stands up for an ideal,
or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice,
he (or she) sends a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a
million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a
current which can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and
resistance."

- Robert Francis Kennedy, speech at Day of Affirmation, University of
Capetown, South Africa

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Where I Lived, and What I lived for

We must learn to reawaken and keep ourselves awake . . . by an infinite
expectation of the dawn, which does not forsake us in our soundest
sleep. I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability
of man to elevate his life by a conscious endeavor.

- Henry David Thoreau, "Walden, from “Where I Lived, and What I
Lived For”"

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

"The secret of good writing is to say an old thing in a new way or to
say a new thing in an old way."

- Richard Harding Davis


JOKE:
Two guys in a car drive right through a red
light."Man, you just ran that red light!" exclaimed the passenger."Don't
worry, my brother does it all the time," said the driver.They continue
driving through town and then proceed to drive through another stop
light."You just ran another stop light! You're going to get us killed!"
screamed the nervous passenger."Don't worry, my brother does it all the
time," repeated the driver.Moments later, they approached a green light
and they came to a halting stop."Why are you stopping?" asked the anxious
passenger.The driver turned and said, "Because my brother might be
coming!"

Thursday, January 25, 2007

words are cheap these days :(

Once upon a time, there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own,
was cast under a spell by an evil witch.

The curse prevented the prince from speaking or writing but for only
one word each year.

However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a
whole year, the following year he was allowed to speak two words.

One day, he met a beautiful princess and fell madly in love with her.

With the greatest difficulty, he refrained from speaking for 2 whole
years so that he could look at her and say, "My darling." But at the end
of these 2 years, he wished to tell her that he loved her. So he
waited 3 more years without speaking, bringing the total number of silent
years to
5.

At the end of these 5 years, he realized that he had to ask her to
marry him. So he waited another 4 years without speaking.

Finally, as the 9th year of silence ended, his joy knew no bounds.
Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and romantic place in
that beautiful royal garden, the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her
lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said, "My darling, I
love you! Will you marry me?"

And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind her dainty ear,
opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting her ruby lips, said,
"Pardon?"

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

=))



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