"The secret of good writing is to say an old thing in a new way or to
say a new thing in an old way."

- Richard Harding Davis


JOKE:
Two guys in a car drive right through a red
light."Man, you just ran that red light!" exclaimed the passenger."Don't
worry, my brother does it all the time," said the driver.They continue
driving through town and then proceed to drive through another stop
light."You just ran another stop light! You're going to get us killed!"
screamed the nervous passenger."Don't worry, my brother does it all the
time," repeated the driver.Moments later, they approached a green light
and they came to a halting stop."Why are you stopping?" asked the anxious
passenger.The driver turned and said, "Because my brother might be
coming!"