Saturday, May 26, 2007

1-800-PSYCH

Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive,
please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent,
please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities,
please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional,
we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic,
listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.
If you are depressed,
it doesn't matter which number you press. No one
will answer.