PC quotes

1. Arezouye rooze tavalodam bar avarde shod, ghashang farda sobhesh :D
2.ye dastane jadid az in shangool o mangool shenidam roo tv, goft:
agha gorge pesaresho ferestad khooneye khanoum bozi vali vaghty pesaresh bargasht na harf mizad na dast be kari mizad, nagoo ke yek del na sad del asheghe habbeye angoor shode.

pas hamin boud majara!, agha gorge mikhasteh khanevadashouno bebine bad pesaresho bendaze be ounha! in dastano ba ekhtelafe 2 hafteh az poste ghabli shenidam.
3.inja maraseme asbabkheshoun darim.

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"The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out..."

"WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue."

"COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key."

"Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though."

"Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!"

"Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..."

"Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)"

"General Failure's Fault. Not Yours."

"Hit any user to continue."

"Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying."

"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue."

"Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can."

"Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted."

"Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!'"

"Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?"

"BASIC - A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company."

I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself."